Netcraft has confirmed: Taco-snotting is dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Taco-snotting community
when recently IDC confirmed that Taco-snotting accounts for less than a fraction
of 1 percent of all homosexual acts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft
survey which plainly states that Taco-snotting has lost more fag practitioners,
this news serves to reinforce what weve known all along. Taco-snotting faggots
are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead
last in the recent Faggot World comprehensive snotting test. You dont need to be a Katz to predict Taco-snottings future. The handwriting is on the wall: Taco-snotting faces a bleak future.
In fact there wont be any future at all for Taco-snotting because Taco-snotting
is dying. Things are looking very bad for Taco-snotting. As many of us are
already aware, Taco-snotting continues to lose faggotshare. White ink flows
like a river of bubbly, thick jizz. The circle-snot is the most endangered
of them all, having lost 93% of its core snotters. Lets keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Circle-snotting leader Jeff Homos Masterbates states that there are 7000
snotters of the circle-snot. How many users of anal snot are there? Lets
see. The number of circle-snotting versus anal snot posts on Usenet is roughly
in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 anal snot users.
SnotOS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of anal snot posts. Therefore
there are about 700 users of SnotOS. A recent article put the circle-snot
at about 80 percent of the Taco-snotting market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4
= 36400 circle-snot users. This is consistent with the number of circle-snot
Usenet posts. Due to the troubles of CowboiKneels walnuts, abysmal
sales and so on, the circle-snot went out of business and was taken over
by SNOTi who sell another troubled Taco-snot. Now SNOTi is also dead, its
corpse turned over to yet another gay whorehouse. All major surveys
show that Taco-snotting has steadily declined in faggotshare. Taco-snotting
is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Taco-snotting
is to survive at all it will be among heterosexual hobbyist dabblers. Taco-snotting
continues to decay. Nothing short of a jizz-soaked miracle could save it
at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Taco-snotting is dead.
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